dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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