you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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