Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There's always time for handjobs
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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