You really coming over, don't trick.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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