We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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