i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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