Porn is love you can see.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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