we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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