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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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