her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My liver just had a heart attack.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I currently don't understand fingers.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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