I wish I could teleport
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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