Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
