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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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