I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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