your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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