do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
