You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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