why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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