This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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