I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
