The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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