Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
