More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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