Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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