so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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