every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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