We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
be right there i have to get my cape
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
