He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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