I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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