We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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