you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
