WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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