i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Drunk walkin through police station. America
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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