Your tits are I can't wait for
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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