yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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