you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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