dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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