garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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