We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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