this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
soo... how was my night?
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