windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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