there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
