He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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