even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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