just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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