I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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