You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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