i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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