Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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