I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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