if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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